Alex, I read the perfect comeback (I think it was in a Jane Austen novel!):
"Please do not trouble yourself on my account in this matter."
Which roughly translates (in a funny way!) as: "Mind your own business, you snoopy Snoopus!"
Now that I think about it, "Mind your own business, you snoopy Snoopus!" might be the perfect thing to say, too! With a big smile on your face, of course.
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