[LifeFirst]

Well, this really really worked for me....that one time that I've ever used it.


I was at a party and you know I hate having cliche conversations, or giving cliche answers to cliche questions. Well, this dreadful "what do you do" question came up. I was in a group of people, I was talking to this girl and she asked me "So what do you do for a living??"

I don't know what went through my head at that time.

But I lowered my head, glared at her, and I said

"I..............
I........




......kill people"

But I said it in a way that made sure she know that I was joking.

Basically, she (and everyone else) busted out laughing and knew i wasn't being serious.

We had a great time...but I left early, should have gotten her number or something. But I wasn't really interested anyways.





Oh yeah.....I wouldn't suggest you say what I said but.......you get the idea.