Slamhot Boy: Ooh. you're wearing the little jacket that has pockets over the breasts!
Me: Why yes I am!
Him: I love that jacket.
Him: Whenever I see it I want to put my hands in the pockets, and then I think, "Oh hey, that means you'll get to touch whatever's up there, too! Sweet!"
Him: Unfortunately, I kept getting distracted by BREAD PUDDING.
Then this classy picture was taken of me eating said pudding and showing boob.
