♥♥♥♥♥! You scared me! I thought you were my ex-husband for the first couple of paragraphs (down through the fixing stuff part). I really don't want to go back in the Witness Protection Program.
So, seriously? You want my real thoughts?
I've been on dates with variations of you. You're a painfully self-absorbed, insecure and (bordering on) arrogant man who believes he's surrounded by idiots and normally targets vapid, 20-something barbie dolls for dates.
When you and I went out you talked about yourself all night and I'm certain (five minutes after I walked away) you were unable to recall the color of my eyes. Or anything else, for that matter, that didn't have to do with whether or not I was impressed with you.
Here's the answer to all your questions: Expect that you are going to meet interesting, surprising, thoughtful people. (I run into them everyday). Expect that the good woman you're looking for is right there in front of you. Perhaps packaged a little differently than where you're casting your attention. Then when you do meet these fascinating folks, listen to them. Give them your attention. Look for what is interesting and unique about them rather than working your pitch so hard.
Good luck! And welcome to Texas.
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