I wrote the story down for my book (almost done!!! YIPPEE!!!!), but it's 4 pages long, and.....
1) wouldn't it be weird to say so much about myself on the first day I'm here

:P
2) If I were a computer junkie like yourself...I'd know how to make it so only those interested could read the whole thing...but 4 pages....YIKES...just too long.
3) If I had an editor.....he could shorten it to a paragraph and I'd do it!
There....3 excuses!