(This is for the women
)
Chocolate is just another snack
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Your last name stays put.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress...$2000; tux rental...$100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
One mood...ALL the time