Wife lost in Mall
A man approaches a pretty young woman inside the mall.
"Excuse me," he said. "I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the man, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty young woman like you, she usually appears out of nowhere."
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