Which one would you be?
My first choice would be Bond. James Bond. The
Sean Connery one, not the long-in-the-tooth Roger Moore one or the wretched Timothy Dalton one or the inane Pierce Brosnan one or the borderline-psychotic Daniel Craig one (though he's probably closest to the original character in the Ian Fleming books).
Either him, or
Animal from Sesame Street. He rocks.