The folowing may start out rude, but bear with me here
My mind just screams: scam! scam! scam!!!
Words like "guaranteed" are underlined, you have to scroll down endlessly (huge page with lots of photos and embedded videos = long loading time!) and the random big&bold fond reminds people of those 'classical' spam emails about losing weight, or enhancing...ehm... certain bodyparts. It's cheap and tacky, if I may be so blunt (I'm Dutch, it's in my nature
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If you believe the product will take off (and underneath the tellsell-ish outer shell, it does look promising!), why not invest some money in a good website? Hiring a good and respectable webdesigner might cost you more than throwing your geeky 12-year old nephew a few pokemon cards, but it's an investment that will pay itself back! You'll get a goodlooking site that is also user friendly, loads fast and is viewable on all browsers, computers and operating systems.
Think about it: if you owned an 'offline' store, would you want to make the windowdisplay look like someone ran over it with a bulldozer?
If you don't have the expertise: hire someone who does and reap the rewards!
