Heh. Yeah, I make up words like "
femininising"
But I'm with you on being an English-major. Borrowing from Daniel Gilbert for a moment, if I were buying something and the salesperson said, "That'll be three dollars," I'd probably reply, "Really? When?"
In case it wasn't clear the snort was me laughing with you (sorry it really wasn't clear was it?), and the rest of my post wasn't directed at you at all (just inspired by you prompting me to think of what causes women to lose me)