Originally Posted by Jim11
Compliment her breasts.
You stumble across a really awesome point in your humor.
One reason I <3 Slamhot Boy so much is because not only does he tell me how brilliant I am, but also how hot I am and what a great ass I have. When someone who is an absolute genius says things like, "You really should be in academia," and, "You're one of the smartest people I have ever met," it's really a turn on when he says things about my body I can't say in mixed company.