Yay, Elastic!
And yay, David!
1) I will eat breakfast and take my vitamins every morning.
- I nearly puked drinking a Slimfast this morning. Too much food! But I did it.
2) I will drink no more than one more soda per day.
Well, that ain't happening. Scratch that and make that two a day.
3) I'll tell the fiance how much I love him every day. I forget to tell him how great he is.
Still counts if he's asleep, kids. It still counts.