[Stephen]

Originally Posted by Lotus

If you don't have a vagina, you won't understand.

I'm probably going to get some kind of mod warning for this, so anyone who wants to keep reading, be warned!

You know how when you go to the gyno, and he doesn't have one of those speculum-heater things in the office, and you're all "omg, that is COLD," and the doctor is right-out-of-med-school-cutie, and you're embarrassed to have him all up in your sh*t because you're vaguely attacted to him? OR WORSE, you have to tell the cutie that your crotch itches and you think you might have a yeast infection?

How about, the guy that did my piercing was unbelievably charming ex-EMT, and how can you be blasse about hitching your skirt up and peeling your knickers off and letting him put a needle down there? The first guy that I went to, to look at my anatomy and see what was possible, got all flustered and starting shaking, and that was almost funny, but can you really laugh at guy who trying to seriously assess your privates for piercability?

And?