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The most heinous crime that any man can commit, in the eyes of a woman, is to leave the toilet seat up. Truly and without a doubt, this has been the cause of countless relationship break-ups'
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Could this be the root cause of my relationship break-ups? Is there a secret resentment of me leaving the toilet seat up?
I must investigate this further.

Or it could be me pissing all over it when it is down .....