You could always insult her in return.
Hit 'em where it hurts, be sinsiter and ruthless - for an old person you might use: "Oh I'm sorry miss, I was just trying to enjoy a nice meal so I don't live a cold life full of haunting regret, where dreams of a what could have been follow me to a shallow grave."
Or you could try to intimidate her - "I don't normally eat this much, but I just got out of prison...for beating the ♥♥♥♥♥ out of a 93 year old woman for commenting on my weight."
Anyways, you get the general idea. Basically, if you think anyone is trying to give you attitude then just become a nasty, vicous, cold hearted b*tch. It can be a very satisfying approach.
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