I'm probably one of the least photogenic people ever. I guess I really don't know how to smile when prompted to. The best photos of me are always the ones I don't expect, so here's one when I was drunk:
And here's a photo of a stencil of a drawing I made of myself. That was a mouthful. I'm not sure how closely it resembles me, but it's quite freaky and I like it:
By the way, Kaddizzle is the man!