Jack Handey has an almost identical one:
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
He's got quite a few...
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. "
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out
that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years,
because I was thinking about doing that anyway. "
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself.
MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind."
What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. "
And I'll leave it for now with one for the subjective realists out there
"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money.
And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy.
Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. "