Ubermensch Day #28: God Tier Trolling
Polyphasic sleep: Slept for 8 or 9 hours. Nothing beats a nice sleep after an intense gym session. For some reason I don’t like napping anymore, I like staying up until I pass out, like a drunk ho after a night of clubbing.
Exercise: n/a. Will be going to the gym tomorrow (Saturday)
Reading: Read 30 pages of “It’s not about the bike” by Neil Armstrong. (170/210 pages) . At this point, he’s rambling about how he has no balls and they’re trying to get his wife pregnant with his sperm. It’s cool, and I don’t mind him sharing his story with us, but at the same time it feels like a filler to artifically inflate the pages in his book. Stop that, Neil.
Learning foreign language: Short learning session, going to eat a Korean chick poon tang like “Che lee” (Cherry)
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Nov 19 2011
Mango = mang go
Lemon = leh mon
Cherry = Che lee
Cantaloupe = Can tal loo peu
Kiwi = Kiwi
Tomato = Toh Mah Toh
Black Berry = Beul Lek Beh Lee
Rash berry = La Jeu Beh Lee
Word of the day: ca·pri·cious [adjective] subject to, led by, or indicative of caprice
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Business: Spent 30 minutes 4.5 hours editing the landing page for a website that plays 10 to 35 percent commission, depending on how much the visitor spends. ♥♥♥♥ my life, using Linux, I don’t have the proper tool to edit the web page, I have to switch back over to windows. ♥♥♥♥ this Earth
I need to upload a bunch of videos to get visitors, edit the landing page to get their emails (done), a page promoting the product (done), and email follows ups (done), it’s a nice, well oiled machine that pumps out money.
I need to buy an OEM copy of Windows 7 for $99, don’t trust a warez version of Windows 7, it might steal my banking and web host information.
[edit: I retract my Windows 7 copy. I just downloaded a FREE web editor for linux, called
BlueGriffon, The next-generation Web Editor based on the rendering engine of Firefox. I will also be using a free movie editor in Linux, similar to Windows Movie Maker. This Earth is no longer poo]
Daily Conclusion:
Wise words from someone who knows:
All life is completely worthless. You’re just going to die. No matter w.hat you do with your life, no matter what achievements you accomplish, no matter what you learn, you are going to die.
All that you have gained throughout an entire lifetime is lost within a second. All life is, is a waiting game. We try to fill our life with “fun” so waiting to die isn’t as boring. It does speed up how fast you die though, as you know, time flies when you’re having fun. If you are a of patience, then your life can be significantly longer, as long as you don’t have fun.
If God was real, he’s the biggest troll ever for tricking us all into playing the most well devised waiting game known as life.
[Editor note]: I generally agree, however, life isn’t completely “worthless”. Life has meaningful and fun, it’s a short ride before we die. So have fun. Experience! What do you have to lose? People who look the glass half empty already missed out on life. Kiss in the rain. Molest a Korean chick. Troll little kids and make them mad. Enjoy coffee in the morning. A hot bath while reading a book. Even the small, simple things in life makes it worth living.