My god understands me. My god answers all my questions. My god doesn't mind when I call him eric. My god always tells the truth. My god doesn't judge me. My god is the buffer for my anger and my sadness. My god is never impatient with me. My god has a wicked sense of humour. My god never tells me what do. My god asks me what I would like to do. My god always agrees with me even when I am wrong. My god knows I'll get it later.
My god would never punish me. My god would never reward me either.
I saved best til last. My god gives me everything my heart desires.
