Ubermensch Day #23 : Old People
SUNDAY IS REST DAY (With a bit of work, thinking, pondering, and video gaming thrown in)
There are 7 billion people on this earth, and some people have too much stuff – especially baby boomers. They should learn from the Japanese and embrace minimalism. The material things you need in life – a bed. A laptop. Maybe a cellphone.
People with too much stuff, so they have to store it in long term storage facilities, costing them $50, $100 per month. Instead of having a piano they hardly use, how about learn the spirit of sharing and donate it to a local community center, where poor kids can use it. (or steal it, if they’re black. Just kidding)
Repeat after me, people with too much stuff: all you need is a bed, a laptop, and a place to masturbate. You can probably do it in the washroom mall.
But it’s too late. After those baby boomer dies, there’s going to be alot of useless junk in the land fill, especially their old furnitures that NOBODY WANTS.