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Old 11-29-2011, 04:50 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Ubermensch Day #20: Broken Back

Polyphasic sleep: Slept for 8.5 hours today. ♥♥♥♥ my life. I can survive on less sleep on weekends when I don’t hit the gym. Coincidence? Mother ♥♥♥♥er.

Exercise: Woke up tired. Had a bowl of oats and hit the gym. I marched to the gym, and did some straight leg dead lifts. 215 lbs for reps, I can feel my disc herniating. ♥♥♥♥ my life.

In 2 months, there’s going to be a New Year resolution crowd rush, clueless mother ♥♥♥♥ers doing random exercises, because they gained 10 pounds over the holidays. Sloth and gluttony. After 2 weeks, they’ll disspiate like hot piss steaming in the snow. At least I didn’t see the bloated sea cow in her shorts shorts today.

Reading: Read 30 pages of “It’s not about the bike” by Neil Armstrong. You know, the guy with 1 testicular and wins alot of bike tours. Interesting read, it’s only 210 pages, I should finish it in a jiffy. Pretty candid writing into the minds of a winner.

Learning foreign language: Slowly learning the korean alphabet, which is called “Hangul”. It looks pretty simple compared to learning Japanese 3 separate mother ♥♥♥♥ing alphabets.

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Nov 10 2011

ㅋㅏ – Kah (Like ka ka poop)
ㅌㅏ – tah
ㅍㅏ – pah
ㅎㅏ – ha
ㅇㅑ – Yah

Word of the day: pansophy PAN-suh-fee , noun; – Universal wisdom or knowledge.
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Business: Wrote 1000 words today, 1.5 hours spent. I realize I’m going to make my first million in the “weight loss” niche. Fat mother ♥♥♥♥ers who refuse to put the ♥♥♥♥ING SPOON DOWN. It’s an industry that never dies because there’s fat ♥♥♥♥s everywhere, and new one being created everyday.

Internet marketing isn’t a sexy business. This is what it’s like:

1. Research a market full of buyers
2. Look for companies that give you a cut from a sale (aka, affiliate program)
3. Join multiple companies with mutiple products that offer commissions, in case 1 company goes to ♥♥♥♥
3. Design and put up a website
4. Put content to attract visitors
5. Entice them to give you their emails, so you can spam them to ♥♥♥♥. “Buy this – or else I’ll ♥♥♥♥ing kill you”
6. Use various traffic methods to bring visitors to your website (SEO, video marketing, Google ads)
7. Have a sales funnel of some sort, usually email marketing, so mother ♥♥♥♥ers can buy stuff off you

And that’s basically it. Every step of the operation can be outsourced, so when I have the fund, I’m going to hire an army of college kids with useless degrees to work for me.

Daily Conclusion:

Why are sport fans fat ♥♥♥♥s? Sports is something you do, not watch. Who wants to be the loser kid sitting on the side line watching the other kids play? But that’s what we have, a whole generation of grown men sitting by the side line watching other men play sports, and they cheer them on like little wimp wrist nancy boys.

How can you like basket ball but not play it? How can you like ruby but not play it? It’s like watching sex instead of doing it.

Yes, professional sports is entertainment. But it doesn’t make it any less ♥♥♥♥♥♥ entertainment.

I ignore sport fans.

[Edited: In retrospect, I sound very angry in this post. It must be my period]
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