Originally Posted by royster
Oh yes, Zkirggins told me in his native Uraniousian tongues about that "Who's On First?" thing.
"Are there warts on Uranus?"
"Of course there are."
"What do you do to rid yourself of them?"
"Rid ourselves of them? They're our Founding Fathers! THEY were on FIRST."
"Warts were on first?"
Yes thats explains their total reverance for toads..........
Obama has told me stories of toad visitations to Uranus and how the toads kick started Uranian architecture and science.