Ubermensch Day #9: Social Tennis
Halloween drunk fest adventure
Hanged out with the Chinese chick all day, overnight, and into the afternoon, we stayed until 5:00 PM. I was about to go home, but there’s another Korean girl who wants to hang out.
Normally I would go home and sleep – because I feel tired and un-productive as ♥♥♥♥, however, all work and no play makes Jack dull.
I only hanged out with the Korean girl because she’s interesting – she’s intelligent, humorous and witty – something you don’t find in a girl often.
Even ought I rarely, if ever have platonic friendship with a girl (I told the Korean girl this) but I made her an exception because she’s an outlier.
The conversation flows and there’s no awkward pause as we drank and talked the Halloween night away.
How to pass tests women throw out
Socializing with her is like a tennis game, where I have to think 3 steps ahead. Literally. It goes like:
1) To come up with a reply
2) To come up with a reply that isn’t try hard or seeking validation
3) To come up with a reply that socially “cool” because it comes from a place of self confidence and non-caring.
Her: Are you gay?
Level 1 reply: What?! No, I like girls. Actually, the other day I was on a date with this girl … [trying too hard to seek validation and correcting her]
Level 2 reply: “Haha” [Succinct but it's decent.]
Level 3 reply: “Yeah. He’s black.” [Humorous, self confidence. Not trying to impress. The "cool" answer]
She constantly tease – well, not really tease. More like test how I react. So she’s throwing out constant tests, not to the point of obnoxious but a mixture of normal conversation, teasing, and tests.
She tells me that I’m too old for her, even ought I’m 2 years older then her. I don’t bother with a clever retort. Sometimes silence IS the retort.
I “accidentally” get her name mixed up with another Korean girl name. An under the radar blow to her ego.
She says her boobs are too small. I tell her to massage it to get it bigger. She tells me her boyfriend is not here to massage it, she wonders if other guys can help? I don’t offer ♥♥♥♥. It’s a very, very, subtle test. ♥♥♥♥♥ thinks I can’t see right through it.
She says I have no muscles to become a model. “Do you even hit the gym?”
On and on. I’m pretty sure she’ll throw intermittent tests at me until the day I die.
Getting trolled by a waitress
We each drank 3 glasses of beer each. Of course, I don’t buy her drinks. The waitress gave me the change, which is a $5, for a $10 bill. I gave her the $5 and told her to give me change, she told me “Oh, thank you” and TAKES THE $5. I’m like, “LOL U TROLL ME!”
3 of my friends came and I made the my friend, who is a chick with a short skirt, drink 2 pints of beer. She ask me if I’m buying her a drink, I said “Ha. No.”
Later the Korean chick thanks me, and told me to call her again to hang out again. She insist, even ought I stood up on her on the first “date”. Ha.
Anyways, time to resume back to Project Ubermensch.
After hanging out with the Chinese chick, I really wanted to go home and sleep.
However, I elected to hang out with the Korean chick because I know it will be a interesting to hang out with her, since she’s very socially adept.
Through her and many other girls, I’ll sharpen my social skills into a razor sharp point to stab her brains and give her a good mind ♥♥♥♥.