While it IS true some unscroopulice in-duh-viduals have CALLED us "Camp Toilet", our OFFICIAL name is "Camp Royster".
This is either a camp toilet or a condom applicator for giants. Since there are large footprints in the area, one might conclude erroniously that giants are lurking about in the nearby hills, looking for "safe sex". We ass-ure you there are no giants looking for safe sex here: medical science has proven that sex with vaults or other thick metal containers can cause penus rust, so we say "avoid safe sex!". The local giants apparently ARE afraid of just such threats, so your sanitation needs are "in the bag" at Camp Royster!
Just the same, Penus Rust Remover IS available in one of the local tents for a nominal fee or barter.
