A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is
pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks
her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain.
How much will child birth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman
and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to
describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"ike ish?"
"No. A little more..."
"hike ish oowww?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"Ummmha yahhh."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
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